By: Lynn Green
You know what? I’m about to share a story with you that is going to just totally gross you the heck out. So if you are eating, please read something different and come back to this article later!
Police officers don’t make nearly enough money to have to deal with this type of nonsense.
Some wild chick named Ermith Emonfils was out allegedly shoplifting cologne and some “extra long” false eye lashes. She walked out of the store and was stopped by a police officer who probably makes less than $50,000 a year.
The officer approached her and this is what happened next:
She pulled what appeared to be a dollar bill from her overalls and tried handing it to an officer, but the officer didn’t take it.
The woman began speaking strangely and trying to get close to me, the affidavit states.
Emonfils said, Sex? Sex? while walking toward an officer before she was handcuffed.
As officers put her in a patrol car, she grabbed behind her and pointed a well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin at two officers.
Both officers told her to drop the well-used and bloody female sanitary napkin, but the suspect refused, the affidavit states. I delivered a firm, lawful command to the suspect to drop the object and told her it was gross.
Gross? That’s the understatement of the year!
People, PLEASE just “say no” to drugs, okay?
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You know what??? Crack kills and Jesus Saves! Lawdhammercy!
And who was Buckwheat’s long lost sister trying to get sexy for with the extra long fake eyelashes and Elizabeth Arden perfume while her ‘unwanted houseguest’ was in town?
My main question is why wasn’t this obvious lunatic taken to the nearest psych ward and admitted?
ROFLMBO!! Diva, that’s a good one ‘buckwheat’s long lost sister’.
LOL…yawl crazy
Girl, I’m just glad she didn’t have ‘Stymie’ & ‘Farina’ and the rest of the Little Rascals with her as there is no telling how this would have ended.
If she was going to steal, she should have stolen something useful, like a comb and brush.
LOL @ Diva and Yvette
@ Yvette…and a box of Always, LOL
Mama Lynn is it a full moon tonite or are you making this stuff up to close out a long week?!?! LOL
Those cops should have just gone ahead and bought a few days off because she should have been knocked straight out! I wish someone would advance towards me with a … eeeewwww, it’s too nasty to think about!!
I didn’t want to say it, but does anyone think that she was trying to perform some type of satanic act towards the officers?? The article does say that she tried to make them touch the object and that she began speaking strangely. I’m just wondering…
That could be the case, Dee but I have a feeling she was high too.
Based on that mugshot, I can’t tell what’s going on with nut case!
@ Dee… Gurl, you never know. Anything is possible. Looking at her appearance though I think drugs and perhaps mental illness also played a role in her crazy behavior.
Drugs are probably what’s wrong with her brain. i haven’t seen a drug epidemic that’s taken hold of America and destroyed so many families in my life.
People are taking street drugs, pharmaceuticals and mixing together anything that will inhibit their brain cells. They even lock up the lithium batteries at large stores now like Lowes because people tear up the battery and ground the inside to dust to snort. SMH…..
Snorting the lithium in batteries?????? Every time I think that I have heard it all…