Why Can’t “Minister” Paul Lewis’ Olive Oil Soap Get Him a Release from Jail?
The jerk above, Paul Lewis, is one of the reasons so many people will not go to church. This sad jigaboo/lawn jockey and bum [who presently is being held in jail without bond in Jamaica for alleged sex with children] is selling soap.
Not just any soap. This fool and false prophet claims that his soap can cure AIDS, cancer and …. it can get you a job and release you from jail.
Release from jail, huh? Considering that he is sitting his buns in jail without bail, I guess it no longer works!
By the way, did you all see that woman with the so-called “growing leg”. Why was her leg hidden underneath a blanket? I guess he has no shame, sitting there playing such games with God.
Hat tip to Greg for keeping me updated on this freak
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Ok, I am trying my best not to laugh at this mans foolish claims.
” So Pastor, Your saying that if I take a bath with your soap little pooky who robbed an old lady of her last dollar, and Ray Ray that beat down his girl friend will be freed from jail by the power of God? ”
“That’s FANTASTIC!! In fact I might just take a shower for you as well so you can get out of prison. I wouldn’t suggest you try because your miracle soap isn’t on a rope, and that’s never wise in prison.”
A growing leg, A GROWING LEG PEOPLE.
There has GOT to be a more believable way to fool the masses than a growing leg underneath a blanket.
Does David Copperfield have any plans, he could take over Pauls church while he’s serving time.
It is SCARY the way these anti-social monsters play games with the Living God.
They are not even saved. satan in the pulpit.
I’m LOL @ him talking about how the woman’s leg is going to grow because of his prayer and then says, “It still is a little bit short.”
Where do these clowns come from?
They come straight from hell.
You all have it wrong. His soap would help but he’s in jail and can’t use it himself! Good luck “Minister” Lewis. Be careful not to drop the… naw, I’ll leave that alone. LOL!!!
I called the 800 # for the free soap. Said my name was Paul Lewis and used their address. It says Dr Paul Lewis will PERSONALLY contact me in the next few days. 1) Can you use the prison payphone for business calls? 2) I wonder how long it’ll be before he realizes he’s calling himself (b/c clearly, he’s not that bright).
ROFL @ Cdadams!
I thought of this degenerate as I heard a story from a friend of my family. She was telling me how this ‘Pastor’ was looking to hire an “Assistant” for the summer. The implication was that he was looking for someone to do clerical work around the church and he SUPPOSEDLY wanted to help a young person out by giving them a summer job.
This job was actually recommended by a member of this ‘Pastor’s’ congregation only to this young lady’s 17 year old sister. The 17 year old already landed a job, but her older sister hadn’t. She called the ‘Pastor’ and arranged an interview. Surprisingly, when she showed up for the interview, she was flabbergasted to see that the interview would not be taking place at his church, but at his HOME, where he lives alone.
She kept asking him about what the job entails and he told her, “I can’t tell you that until I know for certain that I will hire you, because I don’t like people all up in my business.” He did tell her though that the job would require some ‘Home Care Attendant’ type duties, but never elaborated. She thought this too was odd because he was an able bodied man who walked to the door, ushered her in and walked her to her car afterwards and even asked for a hug.
Now the kicker was this ‘job interview’ lasted approximately 2 hours, but never once did he discuss in any detail what the job would entail. He meanwhile asked her a series of questions that would be illegal and highly inappropriate on any job interview such as “How tall are you?; How many children do you have?; Are you still involved with your children’s father(s)?; Would you be able to accompany me as my “Personal Assistant” on weekend trips to New Jersey and Connecticut?”
I was floored when I heard this at the boldness of satan. I thanked God that this young woman was at least able to get away from this perverted creep before he could physically or sexually abuse her. I thought of this character, praying on young girls and figuring that they would be so desperate for cash that he would entice them with money to engage in vile acts with him. I am glad that this young woman though reported this to her mother and told her that I hope they alert the authorities about this ‘Pastor’. Clearly he has an agenda and it ain’t one ordained by God, that’s for sure.