Tiger1First of all, Tiger Woods needs to read Hicktown’s blog on a regular basis. IF he did, he would learn what Hicktowners have known all along and what we discuss here regularly:

a. We reap what we sow
b. What goes around comes around
c. Karma does exist
d. What’s done in darkness will come to light

Poor Tiger. I guess no one directed him to Hicktown, huh? We certainly could have spared him the drama and trauma he is presently going through.

Also, us Hicktowners could have explained to Tiger that when/if you offer an apology, MAKE IT AUTHENTIC! Look at this fake, ARROGANT apology, ya’ll:

“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,” he said in a statement on his official Web site.

Woods did not admit to an affair and offered no details about the “transgressions” in his statement.

“I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”

Excuse me? I am going to pick this pathetic excuse for an apology apart bit by bit:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves

Um…Tiger? When exactly did you come to the conclusion that your transgressions are a problem? If the women who are coming out of the woodwork to out you are truthful, then you’ve been cheating for some time now. So when exactly did you decide there is a problem attached to your cheating and that your wife and children deserve better?

I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone

None of us are perfect. That’s a no-brainer. However, what does that have to do with you slipping and sliding around in hotel rooms with sluts and potentially exposing your wife to diseases? You don’t know what the health status is of those tramps you are sleeping with.

ALSO, what do you mean that you are searching for privacy and that you want to deal with your “transgressions” behind closed doors? Newsflash! Your business is all over the world, dude!

Hicktowners, check out this email that Tiger Woods allegedly sent to one of his harlots:

“Hey, it’s Tiger,” a man says in the recording. “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you.

“So if you can, please take your name off that. … What do you call it? Just have it as a number on the voice mail. Just have it as your telephone number. That’s it, OK? You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.”

AND….here is the actual tape and the voice sounds like his to me!  Plus, his lawyers have denied nothing.  PRESS HERE to listen to his desperation as his wife closed in on him.

WHERE is Deputy Diva when I need her? Would SOME HICKTOWNER PLEASE pass me some stroooooong calming herbal tea? I’m about to blow a serious fuse.

Deputy Monica, are you there? My nerves are shot. Where are you, Oregon Sistah?

Ladies, would one of you please just quote a scripture to me? Whew!

Okay. I need to regroup.

IF that is an authentic recording, would someone explain to me why Tiger would be crazy enough and ARROGANT enough to leave a paper trail, complete with voice recordings?

Looks like Mrs. Woods had suspected him and caught him red handed. Then he proceeded to do damage control, asking his mistress/harlot to help him to keep their affair from his wife. This is almost laughable.

Black women, aren’t you all happy that he never even considered dating or marrying a sister? That’s one less black woman being mistreated!

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