By:  Lynn

Whew! Hicktowner, Colin just found the MySpace pages of several of Desmond Hatchett’s baby mama’s. Oh my goodness! All I could do was sit there with my mouth hanging open!

First of all, almost ALL of them refer to themselves as “Mrs. Hatchett” or “Dez’s Wifey”. That’s #1. These gals are in some serious denial—or they are happy to share their “man” with each other.

Another recurring theme was these “ladies” claiming to have haters. I guess they think the “haters” are after their “man”.

I won’t print their page addresses, but I will print some of the words from their pages. I decided not to edit out the filth and vileness of their language because you need to see what type of women this Desmond Hatchett character is laying up having sex with and what types of mothers his children will be raised up under.

LANGUAGE WARNING!

Baby Mama #1
T & little Ms.Hatchett’s Interests

General I’M INTERESTING IN HAVING FUN,DO SHIT WITH MY BABIES AND GOIN TO DAT CLUB WIT MY HOMIES.
Music I LIKE TO LISTEN TO R&B AND ESPECIALLY MY GIRL MARY.J
Movies I DONT WATCH MOVIES VERY MUCH BUT I WILL SIT DOWN AND WATCH A MOVIE WITH MY NIGGA OR IF ME AND MY HOMIES ARE CHILLEN
Television I LIKE TO WATCH TV BUT NOT MUCH BUT I LIKE BET AND LOVE TO WATCH DORA WITH MY LITTLE ONE.
Books I DONT READ MUCH UNLESS IM BORED AND DONT GOT SHIT TO DO.
Heroes MY HEROES ARE MY GIRL MARY.J CAUSE SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.AND KAT WILLIAMS AND RIP BENNIE MAC

Baby Mama #2

*~u.Know.Wat.!t.!s>Boi^* ’s Blurbs

About me:
what’s g00d… holla at cha girl zenobia betta known as zee. im 21, single, independent, and im just doing me. taking care of my three beautiful kids zaquari, zayon, and zackariah. let me first put yall niggas up on something. i dont need a nigga to take of me or my kids. im good i got own house on crib, wip and a job that i love so any of yall niggas think im looking for a babydaddy or that im some kind of goldigger. THINK AGAIN!! im pretty cool and laid back and i really doin’t be bothered with that many females and everybody know why. but if you would like to get to know me, hit me up i don’t bite. you never know what you will get out of me. i’m koo as hell,laid back, silly real and all the above.i like meeting new intersting people.   IM THICK… IM SEXY… IM GRWON… AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYBODY GOT TO SAY ABOUT ME. ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ZEE WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!
Who I’d like to meet:
A REAL NIGGA ABOUT HIS SHIT AND HIS BUISNESS THAT DONT FUCK WITH BITCHES THAT AINT GOT THEY A-GAME ON YA DIG! BUT IF YOU A KOO BITCH DAT AINT ON NO DUMB SHIT AND WANNA HAVE FUYN HOLLA AT ME BUT I ONLY LIKE DICK!!!!LOL

Hicktowners: For the site above, a song comes on called “Birthday Sex”

Baby Mama #3

WATS UP IM A ~*WPC*~ IF U DIDNT ALREAD KNO!!! FIRST AND FORM MOST 2 MY HATER, YALL CAN KISS MY ASS…AND TO ALL YALL BITCHES DAT WANT 2 B LIKE ME, STOP TRYIN ITS IMPOSSIBLE, ITS ONLY 1 ME!!! TOO ALL YALL BROKE ASS NIGGAZ, GET YALL WEIGHT UP…AND 2 MY NIGGAZ ON DAT PAPER CHASE KEEP HASSSLAN!!! NOW WAT U NEED TO KNO BOUT A REAL ASS BITCH LIKE ME… I LIKE TO CHILL WIT MY HOMIES KENCUZ, SA6RINA LOC, SAHRI LOC CEDE LOC AND THE WOLE LOC FAMILY AND MOST IMPORT IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND WOULD NO WANT TO DO IF I EVER LOSE HER,***DALEYAH LANIQUE BROWN***MAMW’S BABY DADDY’S MAYBE!!!! LIKE TO GO TO DA CLUB SO DEM HATIN ASS HOES CAN DO WAT DEY DO BEST”HATE”!!! YEA IM BOUT MY MONEY ALL DAY ERRDAY SO, IF U NOT BOUT UR PAPER GET DA FUCK OFF MY PAGE BITCH!!!I LIKE DA FINER THANGS IN LIFE…I GOTTA KEEP A FRESH PAIR OF JAY’S AND FORCE ON MY FEETAND MY BABIES …BUH SHIT IMA GET BACK TO SMACKIN DEES HOES AND TRICKIN DEES NIGGAZ CAUSE ME AND MY NIGGA GOT EAT U DIG…BUT SHIT IT WILL GET GREATER LATER …HAHAHA HI HATERS!!

Baby Mama #4

TH3 W@Y MY NIGG2 LIK3 M3 @ZZ OUT TH@T TH3 W@Y W3 FUCK LOLOL

MY N@ME K@YL@ !’M 20 H@V3 @ 2YRS OLD TH@T GO3S BY TH3 N@M3 D3Z!@N@ N CNT NOBODY T@K3 MY PRINCESS PL@C3 IN MY H3@RT NOR H3R D@DDY’S L@MO BT I’ M DOWN 2 3@CH N R3@LLY COOL 2 G3T KNW DNT FUCK WITH M@NY BT R3@L BITCH TH@T DNT BIT3 TH3R3 TONGU3 4 NW B!TCH OR NIGG@ OTH3R W!Z3 H!T UR GURL UP Backgrounds”

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LYNN’s COMMENT:  Ladies, contact me so we may discuss some of your MySpace comments, pictures, etc.  hicktownpress@gmail.com