I’ll say one thing about the Republicans. They surely are sex starved and blatant with it. And they don’t mind paying big bucks for their adultery.

Can anybody explain to me what type of sexual service could possibly be worth $96,000?

By now I’m certain that you have heard that Republican, John Ensign’s parents acted as middlemen to pay John’s mistress $96,000 altogether. Excuse me, but that’s some expensive monkey-sex freakiness.

What on earth was the mistress doing—-swinging from the ceiling lights?

Or perhaps some crazy gymnastics moves that blew his mind?

What are the odds of her making a video to share her secrets of what on earth type of bizarre kinkiness she did to earn that type of crazy money? Gee, wiz!

Sen. John Ensign’s parents shelled out big bucks to pay off their son’s mistress, the latest twist in an unfolding scandal that has upended the political career of the one-time rising GOP star.

The scandal has also touched Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.), another prominent conservative, who revealed that he had confronted Ensign about the affair and urged him to end it, but says he will refuse to divulge any conversations with Ensign — even under inquiry from ethics investigators.

On Thursday, Ensign’s attorney said that the senator’s parents gave Doug Hampton, Cynthia Hampton and their two two children worth $96,000 in the form of a check. The attorney, Paul Coggins, said that each gift was limited to $12,000 and “complied with tax rules governing gifts.”

Gifts? Huh?

Hmmmm…….****scratching my head****

Maybe Miss Hampton was diving from the bedroom dresser with good aim?

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