28. January 2009 · 4 comments · Categories: Uncategorized

By:  Lynn Green

Excuse me, Hicktowners, lurkers and visitors…..

……but have you seen this man?  He is a former NBA player who cannot seem to stop making babies, but refuses to pay for them.

His name is Jason Caffey and a warrant has been issued for his arrest. Apparently he is a total idiot. He sired TEN (that we know of) children by a variety of women and to avoid paying child support, he attempted to file bankruptcy. A judge wisely rejected that claim and ordered him to pay up.

NOTE: The number of children involved ranges from reports of 8 all the way up to 10. BUT the children are by different women and I believe it’s 10 children.

I’ll pause here. First of all, it is a miracle that he did not catch AIDS out there. All that unprotected sex KNOWING that some women purposely get pregnant by sports players so they will have a free paycheck coming in from a man with money. What celebrity does not know that old trick by now?

But…at what point does a man STOP???

He had one baby. No lesson learned.

Two…no lesson.

Three…full speed ahead.

Four…still sexing without protection.

Five…No caution signs.

Six….no rubbers….

Seven…still screwing around unprotected…

Eight…no changes….

Nine….still going strong….

TEN…Filing bankruptcy!


An Atlanta judge has ordered the arrest of former NBA player Jason Caffey, who’s accused of failing to pay thousands in child support.

In October, a judge in Alabama rejected a bankruptcy case filed by Caffey, clearing the way for him to be sued for child support.

Fulton County Superior Court Judge Cynthia D. Wright issued an arrest warrant Tuesday over Caffey’s failure to obey a court order that he pay more than $200,000 in child support and legal fees to Lorunda Brown and her attorney.

My suggestion to Jason is that he stop being promiscuous long enough to pay up. He no longer plays basketball so the stream of income is not what it was and I HOPE he had the good sense to save some of his money.

Jason, one last question.  Have you considered a vasectomy?

Advice to women:  If you see him coming your way, put on a chastity belt and throw away the key!

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  1. Jason needs to be snipped, cut, burned or what they do to animals (neuterd).

  2. It amazes me that in this day and age, people are still reckless and having all kinds of unprotected sex with anything and anyone. Then too in his defense, he may have used condoms in some instances. You would be surprised what some of these low class women (I call em ‘hoodboogers’) will do when they find out that the man is an NBA player or a former NBA player. They scheme to get pregant on purpose as they view that child as a financial windfall.

    I’ve heard stories how they will put pinholes in the condoms to deliberately get pregnant. Some will collect his sperm in their mouths and then insert it in themselves to get pregnant (Sorry for being so graphic). Some also get the man high or drunk so that his guard is down and they can slip the condom off or never bother to put one on.

    I must say though that 10 kids is quite a bit to have been a ‘victim’. After at least the first two, one would think he would be more careful, but some of these athletes have demonstrated that they are not the brightest crayons in the box either… I mean look at Plaxico Burress.

  3. why is it black men are on the front page for non suppport ,ihave sons by wealthy white men i have name address all 411 and nothing is being done about it? ??? yes went to local office on and on things make you go hum? did i forget to say that i was blk , these men are white and ,yes millionares .

  4. i have sons by two millionares ,they are not on the front page in fact i get a lame excuse ,from the local agecey did i forget to let you know these guys are white i am blk where is there cover story? oh if you see that guy who name is don b let me know? ‘