By: Lynn Green
Excuse me, Hicktowners, lurkers and visitors…..
……but have you seen this man? He is a former NBA player who cannot seem to stop making babies, but refuses to pay for them.
His name is Jason Caffey and a warrant has been issued for his arrest. Apparently he is a total idiot. He sired TEN (that we know of) children by a variety of women and to avoid paying child support, he attempted to file bankruptcy. A judge wisely rejected that claim and ordered him to pay up.
NOTE: The number of children involved ranges from reports of 8 all the way up to 10. BUT the children are by different women and I believe it’s 10 children.
I’ll pause here. First of all, it is a miracle that he did not catch AIDS out there. All that unprotected sex KNOWING that some women purposely get pregnant by sports players so they will have a free paycheck coming in from a man with money. What celebrity does not know that old trick by now?
But…at what point does a man STOP???
He had one baby. No lesson learned.
Three…full speed ahead.
Four…still sexing without protection.
Five…No caution signs.
Seven…still screwing around unprotected…
Nine….still going strong….
An Atlanta judge has ordered the arrest of former NBA player Jason Caffey, who’s accused of failing to pay thousands in child support.
In October, a judge in Alabama rejected a bankruptcy case filed by Caffey, clearing the way for him to be sued for child support.
Fulton County Superior Court Judge Cynthia D. Wright issued an arrest warrant Tuesday over Caffey’s failure to obey a court order that he pay more than $200,000 in child support and legal fees to Lorunda Brown and her attorney.
My suggestion to Jason is that he stop being promiscuous long enough to pay up. He no longer plays basketball so the stream of income is not what it was and I HOPE he had the good sense to save some of his money.
Jason, one last question. Have you considered a vasectomy?
Advice to women: If you see him coming your way, put on a chastity belt and throw away the key!