Lynn Green

2:33 EST - SHE CONFESSED!

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Police tell KDKA that a campaign volunteer has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter B in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.

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2:29 EST

I belive that Hicktown Press is the FIRST blog on the internet to say outright that this “the black man did it” story appeared totally fake.

If you are not visiting Hicktown daily, you are missing out on the most complete source of uncut, raw material and news out there.

Now an hour ago, there was an update that says that Ashley’s story is falling apart quickly and police are investigating inconsistencies.

I will follow this to its conclusion. But I have a question for Ms. Ashley. Ashley, on your MySpace page you bragged that lying is the most fun a person can have with their clothes on.  Have you ever considered the consequences of lying on the lives of the person being lied on?  What is your difficulty in telling the truth?

Your “black eye” looks like it was drawn on by an eyebrow pencil.  You have told the police several versions of your tale and this is not looking good for you. It really isn’t.

IF you have truly perpetrated a hoax, I’d like to see you arrested. And it’s not looking good for you at this moment.

Hicktowners, have we added anyone to our Bozo the Clown section lately?

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