Pastor Tims, come on up in here and join the Shepherds Astray  Club that we have established here in HickTown. I was reading the Independent Conservative blog today and learned that you cheated on your wife.  

Are you joking? You did not think that the devil would snitch on you, huh? And another thing. Did you consider that there is a disease out here called AIDS and that you could have contracted it and given it to your wife?

The devil is on a tear, just taking pastors down left and right.  Jesus, help us!

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