By:  Lynn Green

Hey Gary, too many important things are going on in this country right now. Hicktowners DO NOT have time to be dealing with you and your short temper (pardon the pun).

Did you all see Gary Coleman when he appeared on Divorce Court for counseling? He was a pathetic, angry little man who indicated he trusts no one and has no friends. Mal-adjusted, he admitted to beating his head against walls when frustrated. His wife actually tolerates that nonsense.

His latest antic was to practically run over a fan with a truck. According to Coleman’s so-called “bodyguard”, an “aggressive fan” named Colt Rushton insisted on taking a picture with Coleman. One thing led to another and when Rushton took it upon himself to take Coleman’s picture against Coleman’s wishes, Coleman engaged the man in an argument.

During the argument, Coleman somehow got the man’s cell phone and even—-either hit or almost hit the man with his truck (depending on which report you read). Rushton is also accusing the pint sized Coleman of throwing a few punches at him.

Do I smell a lawsuit?