By:  Lynn Green

Hicktowners, you need not ever waste another ounce of your time watching soap operas.  Soaps are made up, phony stories.  Why deal in fantasy when you can come to Hicktown and get real carnival clown stories about real people? REAL.

Hey “Rick Ross”, I recently  wrote about you, telling Hicktowners how you are actually a former correctional officer named William L. Roberts, Jr. who has been lying about your past in an attempt to make it as a rapper and to appear “hard”.  You even have a “Suge Knight” hairstyle and beard.

You’ve been exposed and are basically now a laughing stock in the rap world and beyond. Would you mind explaining to Hicktowners why it is that you are now picking on 90 pound weaklings? Is it an attempt to further try to trick folks into believing your fake persona of “Rick Ross”?

Hicktowners, this is what has happened:  According to news reports, Rick and his fake thug gangster body guards showed up at DJ Vlad’s  hotel room and the body guards surrounded Vlad and beat him up. Vlad is now suing for $4 million dollars.

Come on, Rick. Every blogger and her mamma has exposed your fake “rapper” Milli Vanilli persona and you decide to pick on a skinny, helpless little white DJ?

DJ Vlad is suing you for $4 million dollars. I don’t know how much you are worth but I certainly do hope that DJ Vlad wins his settlement.

Hicktowners, check out this FAKE gangsta talk that wannabe gangsta, Rick Ross used against DJ Vlad via text messages:

“Nigger will learn … trillaaaa.”

After DJ Vlad inquired as to who on earth had sent him that odd message, he received this hilarious reply:

“Ross … I’m hearing things.”

Let’s pause there, Hicktowners. Is “Ross” believing his own fantasies now? LOL! That fool has convinced himself that he is a straight up thug when in reality he is a fat, out of shape correctional officer at heart. LOL!

Okay, so big bad Ross then called Vlad. Check out the conversation:

“I’ve been hearing things about me on your Web site. … We gonna make a story. … We going to see each other. … We going to talk. … Where are you?”

Let me tell you what Vlad SHOULD have done. Vlad should have laughed at his silly behind, referred to him as “William”, his real name, and told him to go iron his correctional uniform. Then he should have hung up the phone in his ear. Instead, he agreed to meet this faker in a Houston hotel room at the Hilton and that’s where he received the beat down by four “body guards.” You mean to tell me that Ross needed FOUR men to beat that skinny little DJ? LOL!

Also, in light of the fact that hundreds of news outlets, radio stations and blogs reported on Rick Ross, why did he focus in on this skinny white DJ?  I’ll tell you why.  He viewed the DJ as an easy target and bullies always go after easy targets.

“Following a brief conversation between DJ Vlad and Ross in which Ross said, ‘We got beef,’ Ross’ accomplices, who had surrounded DJ Vlad while he spoke with Ross, proceeded to strike and beat DJ Vlad in Ross’ presence and without any protest on Ross’ part,” the suit says. The men then reportedly fled the scene and left Vlad laying on the ground “bleeding profusely” after one attacker shouted, “Yeah, mother—-er, that’s what you get.”

Yes, and I hope that $4 million dollars is what DJ Vlads gets!

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  Hicktowners, I believe that this would be a good time to go ahead and put William….uh…er, I mean “Rick Ross” into the Bozo the Clown section of Hicktown.  He has certainly earned his spot there, as he supplies us with plenty of carnival entertainment.  Have fun with your Bozo the Clown award, William.  Now continue to entertain us, okay?