First of all, Tiger Woods needs to read Hicktown’s blog on a regular basis. IF he did, he would learn what Hicktowners have known all along and what we discuss here regularly:

a. We reap what we sow
b. What goes around comes around
c. Karma does exist
d. What’s done in darkness will come to light

Poor Tiger. I guess no one directed him to Hicktown, huh? We certainly could have spared him the drama and trauma he is presently going through.

Also, us Hicktowners could have explained to Tiger that when/if you offer an apology, MAKE IT AUTHENTIC! Look at this fake, ARROGANT apology, ya’ll:

“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves,” he said in a statement on his official Web site.

Woods did not admit to an affair and offered no details about the “transgressions” in his statement.

“I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”

Excuse me? I am going to pick this pathetic excuse for an apology apart bit by bit:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves

Um…Tiger? When exactly did you come to the conclusion that your transgressions are a problem? If the women who are coming out of the woodwork to out you are truthful, then you’ve been cheating for some time now. So when exactly did you decide there is a problem attached to your cheating and that your wife and children deserve better?

I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone

None of us are perfect. That’s a no-brainer. However, what does that have to do with you slipping and sliding around in hotel rooms with sluts and potentially exposing your wife to diseases? You don’t know what the health status is of those tramps you are sleeping with.

ALSO, what do you mean that you are searching for privacy and that you want to deal with your “transgressions” behind closed doors? Newsflash! Your business is all over the world, dude!

Hicktowners, check out this email that Tiger Woods allegedly sent to one of his harlots:

“Hey, it’s Tiger,” a man says in the recording. “I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you.

“So if you can, please take your name off that. … What do you call it? Just have it as a number on the voice mail. Just have it as your telephone number. That’s it, OK? You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye.”

AND….here is the actual tape and the voice sounds like his to me!  Plus, his lawyers have denied nothing.  PRESS HERE to listen to his desperation as his wife closed in on him.

WHERE is Deputy Diva when I need her? Would SOME HICKTOWNER PLEASE pass me some stroooooong calming herbal tea? I’m about to blow a serious fuse.

Deputy Monica, are you there? My nerves are shot. Where are you, Oregon Sistah?

Ladies, would one of you please just quote a scripture to me? Whew!

Okay. I need to regroup.

IF that is an authentic recording, would someone explain to me why Tiger would be crazy enough and ARROGANT enough to leave a paper trail, complete with voice recordings?

Looks like Mrs. Woods had suspected him and caught him red handed. Then he proceeded to do damage control, asking his mistress/harlot to help him to keep their affair from his wife. This is almost laughable.

Black women, aren’t you all happy that he never even considered dating or marrying a sister? That’s one less black woman being mistreated!

SOURCE  and SOURCE

Tiger Woods may not be interested in discussing his business but he needs to do something, as his squeaky reputation is going down the drain with a quickness.

TMZ reported that when he left his home, he had on NO shoes. That’s not a good look. And I heard on the radio that he had no underwear on under his shorts.

Um…so how exactly did the BACK of his car window get busted out? Was he in flight? No shoes, no drawers (according to reports)

Wow!

Go to the link below to read alleged inappropriate messages from Tiger to a woman not his wife:

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I dedicate THIS song to Tiger!

I said all that I need to say about this buffoonish coon HERE.

Whew!

This pathetic being DEFINES the word “jigaboo”.

By:  Lynn Green

    Attention whores never grow up, do they? This old, ancient man—George Lambus is pathetic. He knows that in Mississippi of all places, he has zero chance of winning any elections. This negro has two things against him:

a. He is “colored”

b. He is a Republican

In a desperate attempt to catch the attention of racists and hoping they will vote for his jigaboo behind, he made the following statement:

“Crime can only be alleviated by a noose and a stout tree limb,” Lambus wrote in one of several homemade flyers he passes out in Jackson neighborhoods. “I will provide the noose and when the economy improves, I will get the jobs here.”

The Good Ole Boys are not supporting this JERK:

The Mississippi Republican Party is not supporting Lambus. GOP Chairman Brad White said Lambus’ message doesn’t reflect “the values that we represent.” SOURCE

My response to Lambus is as follows:

Nigga, please!

Hat tip to SouthernVal for lead

By:  Lynn Green

Some folks are starting to feel bad for Michael Steele, but not I. For me, that “hip hop” nonsense was a bit too much. Even with a black man sitting in the White House, Steele appears unable to see past stereotypes.

For my part, I want the Republicans to continue their low-tech lynching of Michael Steele. I cannot even refer to it as a high tech lynching because it’s so raw and obvious.

No, this is a low tech lynching of a confused “boy” named Micheal Steele. What everyone is witnessing is a situation in which the “boy”, Michael Steele has wandered off course and off script. The worst kind of “boy” is one who thinks for himself and actually dares to share those opinions openly.

I believe it was the movie Roots that has the famous line, “Don’t you eyeball me, boy”. And that’s what Michael Steele has done. He has eyeballed the racist biggies in the republican party and stepped out of his place as their prop. Yes, I said prop. You did not seriously believe that Steele was anything beyond a figure head, did you?

The desperate republican party propped Steele up in the position as their head to try to bring in black and younger supporters, but apparently Steele actually thought he was expected to do something beyond acting as their puppet.

He received his first shock after getting told off by the Oxycontin boy, Rush Limbaugh—the guy who refused to give up the drug until caught, cornered and exposed by the National Enquirer, no doubt.

In so many words, Rush told him to shut up and stay in his place. I lost the tiny bit of respect that I had for this idiot after he went crawling back on his belly to the Oxycontin boy, licking his books and begging for forgiveness and mercy.

Then this big mouthed negro just had to go open up his fat jaws again and admit openly that he believes women have the right to abortions. LOL! Now the hypocrites in power in his party are through with him. It’s just a matter of time before this boy is either kicked out or put out.

I have zero compassion for you, Michael Steele. The fact that you are hanging in there knowing that you are unwanted and that you are a figure head tells me all I need to know about you. You have accepted the public humiliation and the public low tech lynching.  You have shown up for your own rejection party—on time and dressed for the part.

My advice to the Republican racists is as follows: Go ahead….use Steele as your football and water boy. Use him as your shoeshine boy, your boot licker. You already have been exposed for who you are and Steele has been exposed for the weak nothing that he is. Go ahead…destroy him.

By:  Lynn Green

   Do all black folks look alike? Back in 1984 Jennifer Thompson said that she was raped. And of course she chose the first black man that she saw whose picture she happened to see.

That innocent black man, Ronald Cotton consequently spent 11 years of his life sitting in prison. And it was not until DNA evidence cleared him that he was set free.

Ronald Cotton, now 47 years old, has worked hard to rebuild his life. He works the late shift in a factory. He’s been married for 12 years and has a 10-year-old daughter. They live in a house paid for with money North Carolina paid him in restitution: $10,000 for each of the 11 years he spent in prison.

When he can, he joins Thompson in her campaign for reforms. One of the most amazing things to have come out of this miscarriage of justice is the most unlikely of friendships.

Thompson and Cotton say they speak on the phone about once a week; their families are friends, and they say they have a shared bond that is hard for most people to fathom.

“Have people ever met you for the first time when you’re together, and said, kind of cheerily, ‘Hey, how did you two meet?’” Stahl asked.

“Yeah,” Thompson replied. “We get it on the airplane a lot [when] we’re traveling. And I usually just go, ‘You tell them.’”

Asked what he says, Cotton told Stahl, “Me and Jennifer, we would look at each other and laugh, you know. And finally we go ahead [and tell them].”

And they have recently co-authored a book, called Picking Cotton, in hopes that their story can inform and inspire others.

???

(1)  Mr. Cotton now joins his accuser on her little speaking engagements?

(2)  Mr. Cotton now is pals with his accuser?

(3)  Mr. Cotton speaks on the phone with his accuser daily?

???

The book is called Picking Cotton?  No comment!

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By:  Lynn Green

   House boy, Michael Steele dared step out of his place and Rush Limbaugh—the guy who was caught purchasing tons of Oxycontin and who did not stop abusing it until caught, put the boy, Michael Steele back in his place, telling him what to think and what he BETTER say and not say.

Personally, I’m a registered Republican but I’m about to switch out of that racist group of  hateful, ugly freaks who actually want the president to fail.  They want their country to fail rather than having a black man run it. 

This Michael Steele character is the biggest humiliation to the black race that I’ve seen in a loooooong time.  He crawled on his belly to the Oxycontin lover, begging “massa” for mercy. 

Where is Harriette Tubman when you need her?

I officially bestow upon that lawn jockey, boy, Michael Steel the titles of  “Jigaboo” and “Bozo the Clown”.  What a jerk!

By:  Lynn Green

    First of all, I need to give you all some background on this Uncle Tom. And then I’m going to bestow upon him the “honor” of being one of Hicktown’s Jigaboo Crew because he is a Class A jigaboo.

This “happy negro”, Juan Williams is frowned upon by folks in DC. He is a self hating, pathetic being who uses every opportunity to bash and attack anything black. He does this so that whites will keep him employed.

Before I share with you his latest attack on a black woman named Michelle Obama, I need to share some background on this jerk with you.

In 1991 he was reprimanded by the Washington Post for sexually harrassing comments that he made towards several woman there. That alone tells me that this loser has problems with women. Look at what he said at that time about his offensive behavior towards women:

At the liberal Washington Post, 50 female employees came forward, some to accuse Williams of verbal sexual harassment, others to press management to punish or fire him. “It pained me to learn during the investigation that I had offended some of you,” wrote Williams in an open letter of apology reported in the Washington Post on November 2, 1991. “I have said so repeatedly in the last few weeks, and repeat here: some of my verbal conduct was wrong, I now know that, and I extend my sincerest apology to those whom I offended. I have committed to Post management, and I commit to you — and to myself — to change my ways.”

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Okay, so we know right off the bat that something is horribly wrong with this man. So I guess I should not be surprised that he has turned an inappropriate eye onto Michelle Obama. My guess is that Michelle reminds him of his own frailties as a weak man.  After all, Barack is married to the brilliant Michelle. They have children together and they are happy.

Juan Williams appears to be a very needy and miserable being which would explain why he goes to the media to use every opportunity to bash blacks. It’s a sad life he’s living. In the transcript below, you will see where even O’Reilly did not agree with the garbage he said about Michelle!

WILLIAMS: Yeah. And let me just — let me just tell you this: If you think about liabilities for President Obama that are close to him — Joe Biden’s up there — but Michelle Obama’s right there. Michelle Obama, you know –

O’REILLY: But it’s not her fault in the sense that –

WILLIAMS: — she’s got this Stokely Carmichael-in-a-designer-dress thing going. If she starts talking, as Mary Katharine suggested, her instinct is to start with this “blame America,” you know, “I’m the victim.” If that stuff starts to come out –

O’REILLY: Yeah, it’ll be death.

WILLIAMS: — people will go bananas –

O’REILLY: Right.

WILLIAMS: — and she’ll go from being the new Jackie O to being something of an albatross.

O’REILLY: She’s not going to do that. She’s not going to do that.

WILLIAMS: I hope not.

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Welcome to Hicktown’s JIGABOO CREW, Juan. What a LOSER you are! 

TWO THUMBS UP to Dr. Boyce Watkins for coining the term “Happy Negro” to describe Juan Williams.  LINK

By:  Lynn Green

 UPDATE:  12/8/08 – The Supreme Court rejected this nonsense. PRESS HERE

 I was planning to totally ignore the hopeless attention whore, jigaboo and self hating Clarence Thomas in his latest handkerchief head move.

However, a Hicktowner contacted me and it was clear that she was upset at Clarence Thomas’ latest antic.  She asked me why he hates black folks so much. Wish I had an answer for her, but how do you explain away a house negro’s actions?  Harriet Tubman dealt handily with such folks but she is no longer around.

U.S. Associate Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has asked his colleagues on the court to consider the request of an East Brunswick, N.J. attorney, who has filed a lawsuit challenging President-elect Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president.Thomas’s action took place after Justice David Souter had already rejected a petition for the stay of a writ of certiorari that asked the court to prevent the meeting of the Electoral College on Dec. 15, which will certify Obama as the 44th president of the United States and its first African-American president.The court has scheduled a Dec. 5 conference on the writ—just 10 days before the Electoral College meets.The high court’s only African American is bringing the matter to his colleagues as a result of an emergency stay request filed by attorney Leo Donofrio. Donofrio sued the New Jersey Secretary of State Nina Wells, contending that Obama was not qualified to be on the state’s presidential ballot because of Donofrio’s own questions about Obama’s status as a natural born U.S. citizen. SOURCE    YAWN!  I am bored. This is not really worth me going into beyond saying that a jigaboo will do what a jigaboo does. And Clarence Thomas is a first rate jigaboo. I am surprised that I never put him in my Jigaboo Crew section in the past.Hey Clarence! Somehow you have managed to escape inclusion in my Jigaboo Crew section. I should have stuck your behind in there when I first created the section.You are a disgrace to black folks. You are the SAME individual who said that you are too embarrassed to speak openly on the Supreme Court because you do not like the way you talk and apparently your self esteem is so weak and low that you are afraid you will not sound like your fellow white justices. Uh, what a pathetic excuse for a human being you are.

I formally induct you into the HickTown Jigaboo Crew category.

By:  Lynn Green

I recently reported on D.L. Ugly….I mean, Hughley and his minstrel ways that are setting blacks back 100 years.

Check out this VIDEO featuring Dr. Boyce Watkins.  Looks like I’m not the only one who sees through the jigaboo who is selling out his own people for a dime.

Blacks are going to have to start punishing people such as Hughley. STOP paying money to see his shows, especially since he has zero talent. And STOP watching/supporting his CNN show.

Hat tip to Greg for lead