Category: Bozo the Clown Awards
Crystal Gale Mangum arrested, attempted murder charges
Lynn | February 28, 2010 | 11:37 pm | Attention Whores, Bozo the Clown Awards | No comments

Garbage is as garbage does. This Crystal Gale Mangum character is a piece of work, indeed. She was arrested a few days ago on attempted murder charges. I still am left wondering why she was not arrested back when she made false rape charges against the young men in the Duke LaCrosse case?

At a minimum she should be ordered to receive some type of mental help workup and/or counseling.

Check out the 911 call from a terrified child below:

I officially place her in my Bozo the Clown category.  SOURCE

I wrote about this very troubled individual HERE  and HERE in the past.

Boxing clown, Evander Holyfield accused of abusing wife
Lynn | February 20, 2010 | 9:33 pm | Bozo the Clown Awards | 2 Comments

Before I share what I’m about to share regarding Holyfield’s alleged abuse of wife #3, I am going to say that I have no pity for her at all and I’ll tell you the reasons:
1. History repeats itself. Didn’t Candi see how horribly Evander treated wife #2 before divorcing her? He was making babies with other women while married to her!
2. This Evander character is so ignorant that he chose his church over his 2nd wife—and if he needs a dime out of that church today or tomorrow, he would not get it. Again, didn’t Candi see all that?
3. This pathetic being has no respect for women. He has umpteen children by various women. Didn’t Candi see that?
4. Evander has been having all types of financial problems for years. Didn’t Candi see that?
I could go on and on but the truth is, Evander Holyfield is an abusive idiot who will be 60 years old and still fighting because that’s what idiots do. Why Candi married this scary loser is beyond me. However, I won’t be offering any sympathy, as Evander is simply being himself and she should have seen it coming:

The details of the argument that led to the alleged assault were detailed in the court order in which Candi complained to Evander that it was too cold inside their sprawling home, which boasts 109 rooms including 17 bathrooms.
In the restraining order, she wrote that he accused her of only thinking of herself and being disrespectful when she pulled the covers over her head to end the discussion.
The deeply-religious boxer than said she needed to ’start putting God first’ and then began arguing about payments made to their church.
Candi claimed that when she refused to show him the cheque stubs of her payments, Holyfield hit her in the face on the back of the head twice and on her back also.

Let us pause here, shall we? Um…the man lives in a palace that he cannot afford to heat. And he’s accusing his wife of being selfish?

Candi also claimed her husband had been violent to her before and had choked and hit her and threw a bottle of water at her, incidents that took place in front of their children.

The former nurse claimed: ‘In 2008 he choked me in front of our daughter and house keeper. In 2009 he has hit me in front of the children. He has grabbed me in front of the children. A couple of weeks ago he threw a bottle of water at me.’

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Candi would do well to flee to safety before she ends up hospitalized or 6 feet under.

GO HERE to see a past report I did on this individual and check out the palace that he cannot afford.

Tiger Woods, arrogance abounds
Lynn | February 19, 2010 | 1:30 pm | Bozo the Clown Awards | 12 Comments

Tiger Woods needs to go somewhere and sit down. I was flabbergasted by the fact that this lust filled creep who had unprotected sex with whores—-exposing his wife potentially to diseases, had the GALL to speak again about wanting “privacy”.

What a total nutcase! Arrogance abounds!

This guy is a clown if ever there was one.

Has-been “D” listed actor, Scott Baio insults First Lady

This has-been, D-listed former so called actor and Republican had the gall to post an unflattering picture of Michelle Obama. He mocked her by saying that the president wakes up to her every morning. What a jerk and loser!

His followers were not amused and began leaving him instructions to kill himself and calling him a racist idiot and worse. Baio did himself no favors by trying to prove his lack of racism.

“I’m NOT racist for posting a pic of M.O. My WIFE’S BEST FRD IS BLACK,HELLO” he tweeted.
And: “Do I look like I’m racist? This is Renee’s BEST frd. STOP USING THE RACE CARD!!!”

The idiot made matters worse by posting a picture of himself with a black woman whom he claims is the best friend of his wife. He’s worrying about our president waking up to the classy Michelle every morning, but yet he’s married to a former playboy bunny. Heaven only knows how many lice filled beds she’s been in and out of.

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I am putting this has-been into Hicktown’s Bozo the Clown department!

Kwame Kilpatrick in hot water again!
Lynn | January 21, 2010 | 8:16 pm | Bozo the Clown Awards | 3 Comments

Hicktown’s all time favorite mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick is again entertaining us:

Ex-Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick lied about his ability to repay the city $1 million for his corrupt handling of a civil lawsuit, a judge says.

Kilpatrick, who served jail time after he was convicted of perjury and obstructing justice in 2008, lives like a baller in Texas, bank records show, but claims that family and personal expenses leave him with just $6 after his monthly restitution is paid.

“You have not been credible in this courtroom and, again, you have not been honest,” said Judge David Groner. Kilpatrick was ordered to repay $319,000 of his restitution within 90 days, or he could be jailed again. The former Florida A&M football player was also given less time to complete his $1 million restitution: four years instead of five.

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Cough….um…..ya’ll did not really think our pal would stay all quiet and innocent down in Texas, did ya?

Hey Diva…STOP hogging the popcorn!

Hat tip to Diva for story lead

Gilbert Arenas and the wild, wild west
Lynn | January 4, 2010 | 10:55 pm | Bozo the Clown Awards | 5 Comments

Hmmmm…..I guess lockerrooms are transformed gun shooting ranges these days:

Washington Wizards point guard Gilbert Arenas admits he drew guns in the team locker room in a highly publicized December 21 incident, but says he was only kidding around.
“I took the unloaded guns out in a misguided effort to play a joke on a teammate,” Arenas said in a statement released Monday.

??? Huh? No comment!

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In the interim, I officially induct Gilbert Arenas into the Bozo the Clown Category. He deserves the award!

Mr. “False Tears”, Glenn Beck’s numbers down
Lynn | December 7, 2009 | 9:35 pm | Bozo the Clown Awards | Comments closed

LOL! I guess now that Beck’s followers know that this pathetic retard clown’s tears are fake, they stopped watching him.

Shaquille O’Neal betrays both wife Shaunie and friend Gilbert
Lynn | November 11, 2009 | 5:22 pm | Bozo the Clown Awards | 2 Comments

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I’ve always known that Shaquille O’Neal is a straight-up freak. His former teammate, Kobe Bryant snitched him out years ago regarding his cheating ways.

Several times, his wife Shaunie has filed for a divorce against him and now we realize that he has been sleeping with his “friend” Gilbert Arenas’ girlfriend. LINK

Trash. She is trash for sleeping with him and betraying her friend, Shaunie. And Shaq is trash for his serial cheating ways and for betraying Gilbert. Simply TRASH. GO HERE to read where a former girlfriend filed a retraining order to keep this garbage away from her.

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Because Shaq is a huge, giant sized clown, I must formally allow him entrance into the Bozo the Clown Awards section of this blog. What a JERK!

GO HERE to read the vulgar, disgusting emails between Shaq and Laura, Gilbert’s girlfriend.

Glenn Beck attacking white womanhood now?
Lynn | September 22, 2009 | 9:16 pm | Bozo the Clown Awards | 1 Comment

Poor Glenn Beck. This deeply disturbed individual is just unhinged at this point. He’s now going after white womanhood. You just don’t tell a person such as Mika to shut up:

I officially induct Glenn Beck into the Bozo the Clown Awards category!

Former Mayor, Marion Barry Arrested for Stalking
Lynn | July 5, 2009 | 8:16 am | Bozo the Clown Awards | 4 Comments

UPDATE:  GO HERE to hear tapes of this dog and his ex-girlfriend. Pathetic!

Something is very sad when a man grows up but continues his childish ways.

Former DC mayor, Marion Barry was famously arrested for smoking crack back in the 80’s. He recently needed a new kidney, which he received (what a blessing!) And you would think that with a chance at a new start in life, that this individual would move on towards positivity.

Instead, he’s still getting himself arrested. The saying is true: There is no fool like an old fool:

Ward 8 Councilmember and former mayor Marion Barry was arrested Saturday night by a U.S. Park Police officer and charged with misdemeanor stalking.

According to Park Police spokesperson Sgt. David Schlosser, the incident leading to the arrest took place at around 8:45 p.m. An officer on patrol in Anacostia Park noticed a pair of cars in close proximity; the driver of one of the cars attempted to get the officer’s attention, and the officer subsequently pulled both cars over near the intersection of Anacostia Drive and Good Hope Road SE. The officer spoke first to the driver who had made the summons, an unidentified woman, and “she indicated there was some sort of discussion, dispute, angst,” Schlosser says.

The officer then spoke to the driver of the second car, Barry. “Apparently,” Schlosser says, “because of that conversation, [the officer] found sufficient cause [for Barry] to be placed under arrest.” Schlosser did not know if any other persons were in the vehicles, but said that Barry was the sole person charged in connection with the incident.

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clown3I formally grant Marion Barry access into the Bozo the Clown Awards section of Hicktown. What a jerk!