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Karl “The Mailman” Malone Fathered Child with 13-Year Old

May 01, 2008
BET.com News reports,

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor underage girls prevents “The Mailman” from delivering.

 Karl Malone

Apparently, Karl Malone fathered a child with a girl who was a sophomore at Louisiana Tech and he was approximately 19 years old at the time. The woman’s name is Gloria Bell, who was only the tender age of 13 at that time.  Malone never claimed Demetrius Bell, as their son and still doesn’t.  What is ironic is that apparently the athletic genes were passed along to Demetrius Bell as he is Buffalo Bills rookie offensive tackle. 


According to the Buffalo News,

The two have had very little contact during Bell’s life.

Bell didn’t even know Malone was his father until after graduating from high school. What really floored me is that:

when they finally met, Malone told the 18-year-old Bell it was too late to be his father, and that Bell would have to “earn his money on his own.”

Excuse me a moment!!!!!!, but Mr. Malone, you could have been brought up on statutory rape charges before this child was born. Gloria Bell has spared you embarrassment and child support litigation all these years. She has allowed you to go on to live a prosperous life, free of responsibility of raising your son. As a result you achieved superstardom status in the NBA.

Can someone please explain to me how it is “too late to be a father?” This young man didn’t ask to come here. He may not have had any positive male role models in life. Why not start by at least trying to simply be there and offer some simple guidance and work on establishing a relationship? Why would you assume now that it is too late to be his father and imply that he is somehow after your money? Malone, you truly earned the Bozo the Clown Award on this one. Thankfully Demetrius Bell’s athletic skills are earning him his own recognition as a professional athlete and it seems he may be even become a greater legend than his washed up sperm donor. Click HERE to read more.Posted by Deputy Diva

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Cash Strapped Dennis Rodman Rents Himself Out

April 01, 2008

    I can think of at least 10 reasons why I don’t like Dennis Rodman.

1. He is an attention whore

2. He is disrespectful towards black women

3. He is disrespectful to all women

4. He is a jerk

5. He is obnoxious

6. He is gross

7. He is disgusting

8. He is a pervert

9. He is a freak

10. He is a poor excuse for a human being

That said, this pitiful, pathetic being is apparently broke and strapped for cash. After all, the old proverb that says that money in the hands of a fool is soon departed still holds true. Look at what this creep is doing to try to bring in some bucks:

Play H-O-R-S-E with Dennis Rodman the way hoops was intended - on the blacktop - for only $100. P-I-G games available for $70. Two personalized autographs and 10 minutes of unlimited photos in H-O-R-S-E pricing. One personalized autograph and 5 minutes of unlimited photos in P-I-G pricing.

Not since Scott Baio has there been a more in-demand man by starlets in Hollywood than Rodman. Dennis came from humble beginnings and struggled scoring chicks growing up, so he’s offering private, one-hour dating consultations to regular guys like you that will yield panty-dropping results for $125.

Rodman’s passion is motorcycles. Now you can ride a Harley with Dennis down Michigan Avenue for $80. Ride will last 15 minutes and includes two personalized autographs and 10 minutes of unlimited photos.

Rodman pushed tattoos into the mainstream. Now Dennis will help pick your next tattoo design, and he’ll sit with you through the first 30 minutes of the tatting process! Prices start at $80.

Want to shock and awe your friends and co-workers? Let Rodman, King Of Technicolor Hair ‘Dos, pick your bold new hair color, and he’ll hang with you for the first 30 minutes of dyeing. Prices start at $80.

   He has earned a place in our Bozo the Clown section. Here is this trick’s award!

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Update on HickTown’s FIRST Bozo the Clown, Joel Ward of California

April 01, 2008

   HickTowners will remember “Pastor” Joel Ward, HickTown’s first recipient of the Bozo the Clown award. To get a complete recap, you will need to press on some of the links I provide below but trust me, this freak is nothing short of a criminal in the pulpit.

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Some of his antics:

a. Serial womanizer who actually tried to talk one of his mistresses into aborting his baby

b. Filthy, gutter mouth that he used to threaten his mistress—on tape!

c. Mismanagement of church funds and property

d. Abuse of his own children

e. On and on and on…

f. INSANE congregation that refused to vote this clown out of the pulpit.  Instead, they left him there to continue to prey on members

Well, that clown is BACK! He never left, really. And true to the character of satan, he has not come up with any new tricks or games. The old ones work just fine. He was able to talk one of his mistresses into believing he was going to marry her. She fell for the lie and gave this demonic jerk $375,000 and lost her home in the process! The money was supposedly for a basketball tournament but because the people of California recognize this low life for who he is, the tournament flopped.

As shocking as this may be to you, he actually still has members sitting in his cult of filth and vileness and sin. They actually wake up on Sunday morning, get showered, put on clothes, do their hair, and use expensive gas to drive to the cult which passes itself off as a church. They walk into that wicked den of iniquity, sit down, and allow this evil monster to “preach” to them.

One of his members sent me the following note:

St. Paul Baptist church Los angeles, Pastor Joel Ward Bozo the clown recipient!

I go to this church and I read your bozo the clown award for our pastor last year and wanted to update you . He is being sued by another woman he had sex with because she gave him 375,000 for a basketball tournament that was a flop and she used her house as colateral which she lost in forclosure in january 08. He promised to marry her. He was in the news last year for impregnating the choir director. He told us in service about the lawsuit yesterday and said the lady Verna who is suing is just mad because he wouldn’t marry her. He also told us that he knows he has made mistakes in his personal life, but he has been the best Pastor and has made no mistakes in his professional life. What Bozo doen’t seem to get is that he is a Pastor and all of theese “transgressions” are comitted against eomen in his congregation so his personal life and professional life are messed up.Not to mention, how can you keep preaching to me every sunday to get right and you are so wrong. We had a chance to vote him out lat year and didn’t, now this. Every year there is something with this man. First the church members sue him for stealing money in 1999, then he mortgages the paid off church to build a private high school in 2003 where all the children go free and the teachers don’t get paid on time, then in 2005 he has this woman Verna give him 375,000 for a basketball tournament where only 200 people showed up at the sports arena that seats 15,000 and he lost money instead of make money, then in 2006 the church goes into foreclosure, and he gets a loan for more debt to save it, the same year his children put him in jail for child abuse, then in 2007 he is in court for threatning the choir director and we find out they were having an eight year affiar, which means he slept with her his wife and this woman Verna at the same time, now this law suit. And during all of this we have lost hundreds of members. Attached are the lawsuit documents, She is suing the church, him, and the school. Excuse my language, but what the hell is wrong with these Pastors today.

With all due respect, ma’am, I’d like to know why—given what you know and what you wrote in the note above, why are you still sitting in the den of snakes that passes itself off as a church every week? Huh? Why are you there? It’s about personal responsibility.

 In fact, in the letter, you even refer to him as Bozo. My guess is that part of why you continue to support him (and showing up equals support) is because you enjoy the gossip and the cesspool atmosphere of “anything goes”.

Every time you step through that door, you are turning the stomach of the Holy Ghost because you know what you are sitting under and by being there, you are a party to it. If your church would walk out, he would have no choice but to step down but you all stay under a demon and allow that demon to infiltrate your minds.

You asked forgiveness for cursing but based on what you are sitting under every week, cursing is the least of your problems.

Thanks for the update on this demonic clown, but you are equally as guilty as he is. I just wanted to let you know that.

Links to latest lawsuit filed against this demonic monster, parading as a pastor:

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Bynum & Weeks Carnival Continues as Bynum tells Weeks, “Today in that room I felt us!!!!”

March 13, 2008

If you are anything like me, you truly HOPED that this carnival of Bynum & Weeks was over. After all, the man almost stomped the  living daylights out of her and then went around insinuating that she was insane, put their personal business out in the street, and wrote a tell all book.

Well, maybe he is correct about her sanity—or lack therof. Check this out:

There was yet another twist in the saga between televangelist Juanita Bynum and her estranged husband, Bishop Thomas Weeks III, this one involved text messages. Weeks said Thursday, March 13, 2008, that many things went into his guilty plea, including text messages he says came from Bynum pleading with him to stop the case from going to trial.

“This is something nobody wants to go through,” said Weeks.

Weeks said anyone who thinks he got off lightly with three years probation following his guilty plea to assaulting his wife, Bynum should walk a mile in his shoes.

“I don’t know if it’s a slap on the wrist. Essentially, there was a lot that went into this. Six and a half months. No one knows the pain and penalty of your name being drug through the media at different levels, different ways,” said Weeks.

The 40 year-old minister said one of the reasons he was speaking out was because he wanted people to know the full story.

Weeks shared text messages with FOX 5 that he said Bynum sent him Monday night after seeing him for her deposition in their divorce, just hours before his trial was to start.

The text message Weeks said came from Bynum read, “Today in that room I felt us!!!! The us we were when we first got married!!!!!!!! “Wesley, we can come back from this…as long as we got each other and we are willing to face the truth about each other, we can be bigger than we ever was….”

The text concluded, “God can rebuild what we have…plz don’t let this go to trial…plz protect us…you can turn all of this around…I still believe in you!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.”

What can I say, ya’ll? The girl has issues…SOURCE

Hat tip to HickTowner, Ella for the carnival update

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Thomas Weeks, Jr. Telling His Story and Sticking to it.

February 25, 2008

Psssss!

Hey Juanita Bynum, would you PLEASE stop trying to contact Bishop Weeks? Have you no shame? Or are you just desperate?

He ratted you out in court today, producing documents to prove that you just won’t leave him alone. Girl, you better leave that man alone before you end up on the receiving end of another explosive outburst and a hospital stay.

Oh, and as he was snitching you out to the judge, he also again denied ever abusing you.

HickTowners, will this clown of a carnival parade EVER end?

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Hat tip to Evangelist ET for this article

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Bynum & Weeks Carnival Circus Marches Towards Reconciliation

February 08, 2008

There is no more pathetic a reconciliation than the reconciliation of two clowns. I’ve gotten numerous tips from HickTowners telling me that the Carnival Act of Bynum & Weeks is in the process of counseling and reconciliation. 

What this boils down to is two lying ghetto rats who have been prof-i-lying and profiting off the people and their emotions while putting their kinky, perverted sex life out in the street.

We have Juanita Bynum who claims to have received a beat down in a parking lot (witnessed by a hotel employee) and Tommy Weeks, Jr. the in-debt “bishop” who teaches others about paying bills while his go unpaid. 

Then we discover that beat downs and violence are at the core of their so-called marriage as Tommy sat on national television with his clown bow tie, make up and manicured nails, talking about how he cried while being beat up in the past by Juanita Bynum.

Do I believe she hit him? Absolutely! She already bragged on tape about how she went after the man violently in the past and how he responded, “I’m going to tell your daddy”. Oh, please! How cute—NOT!

What the world has witnessed is two reprobates who apparently get off on violence and perversion. I have a special favor to ask of those two kinky tricks. Next time you engage in S & M, leave America out of it, please!

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Clown Patrol Marches on as Tommy Weeks, Jr. Continues His Interviewing

February 04, 2008

Believe it or not, Tommy Weeks, Jr. is still telling his unbelievable story and sticking with it. Will this man EVER shut up?

I’ve heard that if you tell a tale enough times, you will begin to believe it. I believe Tommy is actually starting to believe this mess.

He is still saying that everything should have been kept quiet. How in the world is a public beat down to be kept secret?

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The Clown Patrol Continues as Thomas Weeks Sits Down for Another Interview

February 01, 2008

In Thomas Weeks’ latest round of interviews, he gives his side of story to BET. Although I believe much of what he said, I find it disturbing that with a straight face, he takes zero responsibility for any of it.

He STILL denies beating her in spite of being watched and pulled off of her.  He denies kicking, choking and stomping her in spite of the fact that he was accused of choking another woman in the past.

It’s a pathetic video. He denies being gay as he sits there in his pink lipstick and makeup and manicured nails, talking about how tears ran down his face as she beat on him. And how they had “sexual intercourse” the night before the beat down.  Sexual intercourse is a strange way for a married person to describe intimacy.  Why not “we made love”?  Hmmmm…..weird. Check it out for yourself.

Part I - Weeks gives his account of his fistfight with Juanita Bynum

Part II - Discusses his pain and sticks with his denial of ever hitting Juanita. Repeats that Juanita “is not stable”

Part III - Talks about how other pastors and bishops have taken advantage of Juanita and then reiterates that he was the one abused. In this video, he almost describes himsefl as a woman the way he says he cried after he jacked him up in the limo. He cries and refers to himself as a “mand of god” and says that without a husband, Juanita could not get into certain doors.

Part IV - Nothing there

Part V - Discusses why he took his “tell all” book off the market

Part VI - Says that when the facts come out in church, the people will be shocked. Discusses Juanita’s resentment of his daughter

UPDATE:  A hicktowner (Gina) just sent me the direct link to the full interview on BET.  PRESS HERE

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Weeks on a Public Relations Campaign to Salvage his Image

December 28, 2007

  As if we have not been tormented enough by the Weeks - Bynum clown circus/carnival freak-show, Weeks is now going all over the place trying to fix his image. Sorry Weeks, your image is shot, dude. And so is Bynum’s image. I’m through with both of you forever. You are not worthy to stand in a pulpit.

The case against Weeks has been “dead docketed”, meaning that it’s dropped. Juanita had no choice but to drop the case because she is all over the internet on video tapes bragging about picking up bricks and threatening to throw them at Weeks.

Neither of them are angels. BOTH of them have issues and I STILL believe that he beat her on that fateful night in the parking light. I don’t believe for a second that the bellhop imagined what he saw.

Weeks cannot and will not explain why it is that it took him several days to turn himself in after the beat down. If innocent, why not turn himself in immediately?

Listen to his latest hogwash clown carnival interview HERE

Thanks to HickTowner, Ginny for the Hat Tip!

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Michael Jackson Earns HickTown’s BOZO the CLOWN AWARD

December 19, 2007

You know what? I was really hoping that Michael Jackson would ride off into the sunset, continue pretending that he is a white woman, and just stop embarrassing himself and the human race.

But nooooooooooo! That would have been asking too much, wouldn’t it? That nut case showed up in public recently with bandages all over his tortured face. Apparently he has had even more surgery.

Photo courtesy of TMZ blog

Michael qualifies for the Bozo the Clown award and I proudly give it to him.

Press HERE for positive memories of when Michael was a BEAUTIFUL, normal black boy with a promising future.  In this video he is dancing like James Brown. I’d love to know who all contributed to his ruining and tortured life. It’s beyond tragic.

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