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Diva, HickTown’s Second Deputy!

April 28, 2008

  I can now announce HickTown’s second appointed deputy! It’s none other than Diva.

 Diva has stuck in here through thick and thin. During down times when I look up and wonder why no one has responded to a certain article, Diva can always be depended upon to come through for me!

 She also is a great tipster and trust me when I say those tips help a great deal, cutting my work in half.

Both Diva and Monica have full authority in HickTown to post articles, go in and remove inappropriate comments, throw town drunks in jail, etc.

Thanks to Diva for accepting this role and for helping a sistah out!

Oh, one more thing. You’ll notice that oftentimes Diva, Monica and I have different political views, social views, etc. I love that. HickTown is a place of varying opinions. Otherwise we’d be a “Stepford” cult and we don’t play that here!

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HickTown has TWO Deputies and One Cop!

April 28, 2008

  Every Sheriff needs some deputies. I’ve contacted two HickTowners and offered them “Deputy” positions. We already have a “COP” and you all know who he is! He keeps the peace around here.

However, there are some other loyal folks who visit HickTown on the regular. They both will be my deputies and will be able if necessary to go in and edit remarks as well as throw folks in jail. LOL!

I’ve heard back from one of them at this point so I’ll introduce her. Monica has been a dear friend of mine for the past 10 years and was supportive of a website that I have for Christian women. I know her to be a serious warrior for Christ and to stand her ground as a woman and loyal friend.

No, we don’t always agree but life would be boring if folks always agreed, right? You all know Monica. She has a quiet, gentle voice but don’t be fooled. Let some nut roll up into HickTown wrong and she’ll throw him/her out on their ear!

Another thing about Monica. She was HickTown’s FIRST visitor. Literally! And she told me something then that I’ll never forget. When I had no visitors other than her, Monica told me to enjoy the quiet time because once things got busy in HickTown, I’d long for some peace and quiet. Wow, what a revelation that has come to pass.

Thanks Monica and welcome to your Deputy position!

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The World Reads HickTownPress!

March 08, 2008

   WOW! It simply humbles me when I look at the fact that the WORLD is reading HickTown!

Look below at all the countries the world over that represents itself here in HickTown. I have not even heard of some of these places.  LOL!

United States

Canada

United Kingdom

India

Australia

Germany

South Africa

France

Netherlands

Denmark

Philippines

Korea

New Zealand

Switzerland

Belgium

Barbados

Norway

Jamaica

Italy

Sweden

Brazil

Singapore

Malaysia

Ireland

Greece

Japan

Unknown

Saudi Arabia

Portugal

Puerto Rico

Mexico

Finland

Taiwan

Province Of China

Russian Federation

Ghana

Grenada

China

Bahamas

United Arab Emirates

Zambia

Trinidad And Tobago

Thailand

Romania

Nigeria

Namibia

Luxembourg

Saint Kitts And Nevis

Kenya

Hungary

Haiti

Hong Kong

Argentina

Antigua And Barbuda

Zimbabwe

Virgin Islands, U.s.

Venezuela

Saint Vincent And The Grenadines

Uganda

Tanzania

United Republic Of Turkey

Sierra Leone

Slovenia

Serbia

Poland

Pakistan

Peru

Nauru

Mozambique

Malta

Macedonia

Latvia

Lithuania

Lesotho

Sri Lanka

Cayman Islands

Iran

Islamic Republic Of Israel

Guam

Guatemala

European Union

Spain

Eritrea

Estonia

Cote D”ivoire

Belize

Botswana

Bermuda

Satellite Provider

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R.A. Vernon Thread is now Read Only

January 18, 2008

Because of some issues I was having with the R.A. Vernon crowd, I have closed the thread and it’s “read only”.

 I actually had to ban one of his members today due to some really offensive comments she made to me. And instead of stopping, she continued to taunt me.  So I deleted her offensive remarks and banned her out of here.

 To shut the devil down, I simply closed the thread. Feel free to read its contents though.

 Lynn

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Summary of HickTown’s First Five Months

December 29, 2007

2008 is fast approaching!

   Well, it’s time to do a summary of the year. First of all, my blog is new, believe it or not. It was initiated in July, 2007, which means that it is 5 months old as of today’s date. Can you believe that? I feel like I’ve been around much longer on this blog but no—only 5 months.

My very first supporter was Monica, who has known me since 1999 when I started my Christian women’s website. That website is very serious and for years I printed articles month after month which were designed to uplift the lives of women.

When I first started this blog, I’ll never forget Monica saying to me, when she was pretty much the only person who knew about the blog or who was visiting: “Enjoy the peace and quiet now because once visitors start to come….”  I never forgot that advice. I did enjoy the peace and quiet but I truly welcome all the “noise” and traffic through HickTown that I’m getting now!

Because I enjoy writing so much, I was happy that blogs came along because I have the added option of conversing with my readers in “real time”. With a website, it’s a one way street. You write articles and the people cannot talk back to you unless they email you. With blogs, the response is almost immediate and I appreciate that.

Ironically, if you look at my very first blog article, it was on the topic of teaching people how to have a successful blog. I had done so much research prior to starting this blog that I wanted to share my knowledge. When I look back at it, I had a great amount of faith. I never doubted that this blog would be a success and it’s doing pretty well.

Blogs generally receive a surge in visitors when a huge event is going on in the nation. I’m happy to report that over the past week, I have been having over 400 visitors per day and nothing particularly big (such as Bynum being beaten up) is happening. That means that word of mouth, etc. is causing me to have a loyal following and yes, I do have regular readers now, praise God!

Another great thing is happening. I have an increase in “tipsters” now. I have 5 - 6 tipsters who send me information pretty regularly and I appreciate them very much. They make my job easier and smoother. Keep the tips coming, ya’ll.

I have learned a great deal about human nature dealing with this blog. When I followed the story of child molester, “Apostle” Gerald Griffith, I received a royal cursing out by one of his pitiful, brainwashed members. She had no problem with him raping and sodomizing children. Her only concern was with me reporting and exposing that horrible rogue!

My biggest story over these five months has been the Bynum - Weeks saga. In the midst of that mess I was receiving upwards of 5,000 visitors per day to read about those two clowns!

To my surprise, I found myself having to ban huge clusters of his members from this blog based on their bizarre doctrine that they were trying to advertise here. They actually were trying to find excuses for Weeks’ behavior. Naw, take that somewhere else. I don’t need traffic or readers that desperately, believe me.

Be certain to check out my article about those two clowns (Bynum and Weeks) in which I will highlight their most pathetic clown videos!

I’ve enjoyed building up HickTown. It’s a true community. Thanks for the pleasant atmosphere we have here—free of vulgarity and free of name calling (of each other).

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Thanks to HickTown’s Tipsters!

December 23, 2007

   One of the signs of a healthy blog is when tipsters get involved and care enough to send in tips. I would like to pause for a second to thank my tipsters who send me story tips and ideas as they run across them.

I’m pretty good at spotting stories, but I cannot be in all places at all times. You all are truly a God-send when you help me out with those tips, believe me!

I’ll go as far as to say that HickTowners are the best tipsters on the internet. Not every tip will make it into the blog but don’t concern yourself with that. Keep sending them anyway because the majority of tips do end up here.

If you send me a tip that is an exclusive—meaning I’m the first blogger to break the story, you are guaranteed to have the story posted with your user name attached as the one who gave me the “hat tip”.

It’s perfectly okay if you are only a lurker. My regular readers who only lurk are just as much HickTowners as those who come in and sign. In fact, 50% of my tips come from regular readers who only read and choose for whatever reason not to sign.

KEEP THE TIPS COMING! Doing so ensures that we maintain our place as the most interesting, newsworthy, funny and entertaining spot in the blogosphere!

Lynn

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Cyber Hug to My Regular Readers & “Residents”

December 08, 2007

   I believe sincerely that I have the most loyal and faithful readership on the web. When this blog reached a point where I was offline for over seven days, I resigned myself to having to start all over again in building up a readership.

I had put notices on Bria’s and AC’s blogs to alert people that I would be back up, so some of my readers knew what was going on—-since they read those blogs. However, the majority of readers had no clue what was happening. A few of you sent me emails to ask if everything was okay (thanks for your concern).

To my surprise, in spite of being gone for nine days, my first day online ended with 250 visitors by the end of the day—on a FRIDAY! And I was tickled by the fact that a huge number of those visitors were my regular readers. Obviously they simply checked back daily—for NINE DAYS straight, waiting for me to come back. And when they saw I was back, they simply moved on as though nothing ever happened, reading the articles as usual.

Now that’s loyalty and trust. They trusted that I would work out whatever was keeping me off line and they kept coming back, in faith—knowing that I would come back because they know my personality. They trusted that I am not the type to just disappear without an explanation.

In short, THANKS to my loyal “residents” and lurkers. I’m still working on trying to pull more of you out of lurker mode, though. But for now, I’m just satisfied that you stand by me, read what I have to say, tell your friends about the blog, mail articles to your friends, etc.

Blog Changes/Upgrades

Regarding changes, I had the Google ads removed since they were not earning me any money. Why take up blog space with that junk if it’s of no use to me? I kept the Chitika ads because they are earning me money. I earn money every time someone clicks on the ad.

Note also that I’ve had a “recent comments” added. And my webmaster is going to add a Contact Form to make it easier for you all to contact me with tips, general comments, etc.

The poll will be returning. My webmaster upgraded this blog to the most recent version of Wordpress so I’m excited.

Stay tuned for more wonderful articles and pimp alerts from the web’s best—-HickTownPress!

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HickTown Is BACK!

December 07, 2007

Dear HickTowners and Consistent Lurkers,

I would like to offer an apology for the fact that you have not been able to access this blog since Thursday, November 29th, 2007. Today is Friday, December 7th. That means that for NINE days, you have not been able to get on and read this blog.

In addition to an apology, I owe you an explanation.

a. I had been using a private company to host my blog and the company is located over in India.

b. I love to support up-and-coming companies and paid my hosting fee a year in advance to have my blog stay online. My thought was that I would have uninterrupted service. After all, I paid a year in advance, right?

c. HickTownPress is now almost 6 months old (time is flying). Unfortunately, in the short time in which the private company has been hosting this blog, HickTown has averaged being offline at least once every two weeks. That is not acceptable and in fact, amounts to inferior, shoddy service.

d. This is the first time the blog has been offline for over 24 hours.

Regarding the most recent “saga”, here is what happened:

a. I received an email from the company owner hosting my blog on 11/29/07 telling me that he was moving my blog to a different server. Because he has switched my blog to different servers for various reasons at least 3 - 4 times in the five months I’ve been online, I did not think anything of it. Actually, I blame myself for this because I should have probed why he was constantly moving my blog from server to server. That does not happen with the larger, established hosting companies.

b. In the email, he said that because of the switch, my blog would be down for 24 hours. That bothered me, but again, I hunched my shoulders and decided to grin and bear the down time.

c. 24 hours came and went…

d. 72 hours came and passed… 90 hours came and passed…..Ut-oh! Problem!

e. I sent out numerous SOS emails. I cannot call him because he is in India and I’m not picking up that expense. Plus when it’s night here, it’s day there.

f. I was becoming increasingly agitated because I paid my hosting fee a year in advance, so why was I receiving this unacceptable service?

Long story short:

a. When he responded to my email a few days later, it was to tell me that through no fault of his own, a series of events occurred through a third party company he deals with that caused me to stay offline. Apparently that company got their records screwed up and thought he had not paid the hosting bills but he says he did. Well, guess who got caught in the middle? HickTownPress was caught in the middle, YET, we paid a year in advance. Life isn’t always fair, that’s for sure.

GOOD NEWS!!!!!!

You no longer have to worry about typing in my blog address, only to be told that HickTown does not exist. How could a town you “reside” in not exist? No longer do you have to worry about reading articles 10 days in a row and enjoying those articles, only to sign in on the 11th day and receive a signal saying that the blog does not exist.

In short, this is a professional blog that was averaging 450 hits (visits) per day at the time that it went down. It’s been down so long now that I will have to re-build my readership (most people won’t wait for you, they’ll find another blog)and I will need to check to ensure I still have my strong Google rating.

Lesson Learned

Fellow bloggers, ALWAYS use a large, well established hosting company (if you have a private blog such as I do). And if you have a hosting company constantly moving you to different servers, get out of there quickly. I’m too loyal for my own good. I stayed with the guy in India long past the time I should have. And the payment I received for staying with him and being loyal was to discover that his own blog never had interruped service as my blog was kicked off line—in spite of me paying a year in advance. Frustrating, but time to move forward!

Lynn

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Askimet Spam Blocker and Your Comments

November 16, 2007

I recently had spam protection software installed called Askimet. It was necessary to protect this blog from spam attacks.

As with any technology, it is imperfect. It does block spam but it sometimes blocks legitimate comments. Both Bria and IC have had comments sent to spam recently. Fortunately, I was able to retrieve the comments.

If you send a comment to this blog but the comment does not appear, email me. I am at Hicktownpress (at)gmail.com and I read my email daily.

Of course some comments go to moderation and that’s fine. I don’t mind a comment going to moderation but I don’t want your comments going to a spam bin. So always let me know if your comment does not appear.

If your comment goes to moderation, the blog will immediately post a message informing you of such. If you don’t get that message, plus you don’t see your comment, it may mean it went to spam and you’ll have to let me know so I can retrieve it.

Sorry for any inconvenience!

Lynn

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Why Do Some Folks Hang Around a Blog That Does Not Satisfy Them?

November 10, 2007

Prior to starting this blog, I visited numerous blogs all over the internet. Some, I loved and still visit. Others I was offended by and stopped visiting altogether. The blogs I hated the most were the ones written by “conservative”, black folks who only mentioned blacks when they were insulting or bad mouthing blacks. They did so to cater to their white male audience and to social climb at the expense of their own people whom they had walked all over.

Have I ever contacted such blog owners? NO, and never will. They can do whatever they want to do on a blog they clearly own. I simply stopped visiting. I don’t believe in writing to blog owners to tell them how to run their own blog. They have no reason to listen to me, especially when there are a million other blogs out there that I could visit.

Some gal named “Jasmine” from BlackPlanet website rolled up in here to inform me that I say too many “ugly” things about people, as opposed to showing Christian love.

So I looked at some of my blog topics on the cover page as of 11/10/07, and here is what I found:

1. I exposed a “whites only” bathroom in Georgia

2. I talked about a real estate mogul who was killed allegedly for calling her assistant some racial names—and I questioned why her assistant was smiling while she was being arrested.

3. I informed the “Johns” of Baltimore to PLEASE stop picking up nasty prostitutes and infecting their innocent wives. (this is where Jasmine posted her note. something about me calling out prostitutes bothered her)

4. I offered an update on the vile, child molester, “Apostle” Gerald Griffith, who tormented members of his church while supposedly “counseling” them in his office.

5. I begged women not to become St. Drew Peterson’s wife #5 (since at least TWO of his wives left him due to abuse, one wife is confirmed dead, another missing…)

6. I warned readers about drugs being put in toys coming in from China

7. I talked about cult leader and child molester, Warren Jeffs who has now admitted he is no prophet.

8. I posted a picture of the non-talented “Riyanna” grabbing another woman’s breasts. That would have been equally inappropriate had it been a man grabbing a woman’s breasts out in public.

9. I again warned readers NOT to send their hard-earned money to Louisiana to the Jena Six until we find out what on earth is going on with the money—especially since two of the boys in question have been profiling, taking pictures with the money on their clothes. That’s people’s hard earned money, thank you!

Okay, given the heavy topics I covered and the warnings about pedophiles and scam artists and murderers, how am I NOT showing love by warning folks? This is not a pink fluff website of sugar plums and dancing fairies. I cover heavy topics here.

I often do so via sarcasm and/or satire or even comedy to lighten things up a bit. But if you look at my topics, most are heavy. I’m too busy to post a bunch of cute fluff. Save that for someone else’s blog. Not here. I have some fluff, but not much.

My ultimate goal is the uplifting of the black community. So yes, I’ll expose pimps and prostitutes and drug dealers. I’ll talk about idiot rappers like a dog if they are hurting the black community.

Let’s take Drew Peterson. Should I show my Christian love by advising women to date and marry that man who is strongly suspected of murdering TWO wives and who has abused his wives and who keeps getting married over and over and over again? Or would it be a better show of love to warn women to FLEE from that dog faced nut case?  Oops, I’m not showing love again, ya’ll.  I just called him a name.  Sue me!

And what about the “Johns” of Baltimore. How exactly should I show my Christian love for them? Should I do it by telling them I’ll “pray” for them and leave it at that? Or would it be a tad bit more effective to at least remind them of the obvious—almost ALL prostitutes are diseased and addicted to drugs. Almost all of them are HIV positive and NONE of them are fit for sex. They need help but not the type of help that Johns are giving them. Any woman who is out there giving public blow jobs and dropping her underwear for a stranger is sick. I don’t have a cute way to say that. Sorry, go to a fluff blog if the truth bothers you. I tell it straight here. I’m too busy to beat around bushes.

Jasmine, you hang out on the BlackPlanet website according to your email address, so you are probably a teenager or in your early twenties. I’m happy for your extreme heart of compassion that leads you to hunch your shoulders and ignore the ugly realities that are before you.

If your idea of showing love is to speak kindly about sinners such as the false prophets, Gerald Griffith and Warren Jeffs, then you and I have two different perceptions of what love is. Love does not molest children. Love does not beat its wife. Love does not lead innocent church members astray, while fleecing the flock. That’s not my view of love.

My opinion differs from yours. I am going to show my love to potential victims by warning them to stay clear of that vermin that is embarrassing the Body of Christ.

One more thing. I intend to keep doing exactly what I’ve been doing the same way I’ve been doing it. In fact, I’m about to kick it up a notch.

This blog is not for everybody. Not every “town” fits everyone’s tastes. And HickTown is no different.

Obviously it’s not for you, so why do you keep hanging around here? That’s a problem some women have. You hang in there too long in situations where you really need to walk out. That’s why so many women are left feeling mistreated by men. You clearly see what is wrong with the man in question. Yet, you keep hanging in there in spite of the fact that you are not happy.

My advice to you Jasmine is to roll out of here just like you rolled in. Go back to your rose colored world of cutesy websites and blogs that show booty shaking, happy negroes who live to party hardy, drink, get high and live from paycheck to paycheck. And love on, girl! HickTown bids you a hearty farewell. Thanks for stopping in to visit.

Oh, and as you “hit the road”, I have a parting gift for you to accompany you on your travels, compliments of Ray Charles.  PRESS HERE for your listening pleasure.

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