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Happy Belated Birthday to Michael Jackson, Who Turned 50 August 29th

August 30, 2008

By:  Lynn Green

  Like everyone else in the black community, I go in stages regarding Michael Jackson. There are times when I am frustrated by him. Times when the very thought of him angers me. And times when I am disgusted.

But then there are other times. Times like right now where my heart bleeds for him and for the unspoken trauma that obviously so overtook him that he dyed his skin white, had his face disfigured, hair weaved in. Basically he is a white woman at this point. His self hatred is so intense that he even took steps to find a way to have three white children. Two of his so-called children are blonde. It’s pitiful.

That transfiguration did not just happen. His hatred of himself as an adult black male is, I believe, the result of  childhoold abuse and/or trauma. And rather than go into counseling to face it, he has dealt with it by retreating and becoming someone who he is not.

I sort of view Michael as an eccentric cousin who agitates me but whom I dearly love. He is in fact a victim. And though I sometimes blog about him in a negative way, truth is, I love the brother.

What I will never take from him is the true talent that he is and always has been. He has been with us forever, seems like. He is one of the greatest entertainers of all time.

Even when I’m getting on you, Michael, truth is—I love you and wish you well and pray that before you shut your eyes for the last time in this earth realm, that you will come to peace with your childhood and what happened to you. And that you will come into a saving grace of Jesus Christ, as only He can save and heal you.

Here he is singing, With a Child’s heart

Michael doing Moonwalk for the first time

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T.D. Jakes Insinuates that King David and Ruth Were Homosexuals

August 30, 2008

By:  Lynn Green

HELLO?????

Knock - Knock

Anybody hiding in the closet?

Come out, please!

[silence]

I KNOW someone is hiding in the closet. Would you speak up, please?

[silence]

One of my earrings is missing. Somebody is wearing one of my earrings and I believe the person doing so is hiding out in the closet. Would you come out of the closet, please? Your game is up!

[silence]

Okay, I’m just going to open the closet door and FORCE whoever is in there wearing one of my very feminine earrings to come on out.

[sounds of someone scurrying to the back of the closet]

Hmmmmm…..sounds like a rodent in there!

[opening door]

I can’t see his face yet but he surely does have an expensive looking suit on and some $500 shoes and more jewelry on his fingers than I’ve ever seen on a man and…..what a huge belly he has. Surely has been eating well.  Ooh! That cologne…or is it perfume….is awfully strong!

[person covers his face]

So you are being stubborn, huh? OOPS! I just spotted my earring on your ear! I see a shining bald head. You look familiar. Either you take your hands down from your eyes or I’ll do it for you! Don’t make me get violent up in here!

[person uncovers face, knowing he’s caught hiding in the closet]

My, my, my…..so my cousin was right about growing up with you in West Virginia, huh? He said that you were FLAMING and that the boys would pick on you and that he and a couple of other compassionate boys in the neighborhood would protect you. He said you showed zero interest in girls until you started to preach and knew you needed a wife as a cover as you moved along the preaching circles.

[man in closet looks like a deer caught in headlights]

I must give it to you, sir. You hid out well for years in the closet. But after your twin sons showed up on TBN wearing earrings in BOTH their ears and talking in a feminine voice, I guess you admired their boldness in coming out, huh?

[man in closet looks like the devil, knowing his mask has been pulled off]

And once it became obvious that your twins are pillow biters (well, one of them is flaming!) you softened your stance on homosexuality and started to engage in blaspheme.

HOW DARE YOU insinuate that King David was a homosexual. HOW DARE YOU part your filthy, vile lips to say that Naomi and her daughter-in-law, Ruth were lesbians. HOW DARE YOU blaspheme God like that.

Are you telling me that a daughter-in-law cannot make a vow to follow and protect her aging mother-in-law unless there is perversion involved? Only a pervert would see it that way.

And are you telling me that GOD—who said that King David was a man after His own heart, would go against His own Word by making a homosexual the star of the Old Testament? Do you think God is crazy? God said homosexuality is an abomination to His nostrils.

There was NOTHING gay about King David. Jonathan was his dearest friend and it did not go beyond that. Only a pervert would see homosexualty in such a sacred friendship.

GET OUT OF THAT CLOSET! Who do you think you’re fooling?

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Thema Bryant, DYNAMIC Sermon: “There is a Warrior Inside of Me”

August 30, 2008

By:  Lynn Green

  Hicktowners, if you want to be blessed, PLEASE take a half hour out of your life and listen and WATCH the three parts of the sermon below.

I found it by mistake as I was researching a story on a totally different topic. The Holy Ghost kindly led me to this.

It features Thema Bryant. When I was a teenager, I was a member of her father’s church, Bethel AME [back when he was a pastor—he is now a bishop]  in Baltimore. She is the sister of the troubled Jamal Bryant (minister).

She has always, even as a young girl, been dynamic. Always. She now is a PhD in psychology and I’m certain she is an outstanding psychologist. Also, she preaches and has won awards in spoken word poetry.

Let me tell you all something. I listened and WATCHED all three parts of her sermon. I sat there with my mouth hanging open. I’ve never seen anything like it in my life. She performed her sermon in poetry form. She used dance, poetry, spoken word and scripture to bless all who heard and saw it. Don’t just listen. Watch.

Dynamic. Be blessed!

Part I - There is a Warrior Inside of Me

Part II - There is a Warrior Inside of Me

Part III - There is a Warrior Inside of Me

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Beware Los Angeles Residents, Serial Killer Running Loose

August 30, 2008

By:  Lynn Green

There is a serial killer running loose in California. The punk is targeting primarily prostitutes. Isn’t that what cowards do? They target the weak in our society.

If you live in or around Los Angeles, watch yourself! That nutcase has murdered in cold blood a minimum of 11 innocent people and it’s been going on for 23 years.

Lord, in the name of Jesus, please reveal this individual so that he may swiftly be brought to man’s justice. I know that You will deal with him on the other side, but for now, he needs to be dealt with here on earth. Thanks, Lord!

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In Desperate Move, McCain Chooses Palin as Running Mate

August 29, 2008

By:  Lynn Green

Who does John McCain think he’s fooling? Are his handlers trying to be clever? They clearly were planning to choose Romney as the McCain running mate. However, once McCain slipped and indicated that he owns so many properties that he has lost count, his handlers had to do some damage control. How could they possibly go with the super wealthy Romney at this point?

Given no other choice really, he chose Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska. Oh, and she is a first time governor with little experience.  Therefore, it would be a joke for them to ever accuse Obama of being inexperienced again. Stay tuned!

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Barack, Closer to the White House!

August 28, 2008

By:  Lynn Green

    Have you all been following the confirmation ceremonies this week? This is a GREAT moment in American history. Black children are witnessing a Harvard educated black couple who love each other and love their children—and who are legally married to one another take a prime place in history.

Young black male children are watching a black educated man love his black wife and two black daughters. They are watching this educated black man succeed without cursing and being ignorant and disrespectful.

I’m a happy woman this evening. No, Barack does not espouse all that I believe in. I am against abortion and same sex marriage. He is lukewarm. But you know what? McCain is beyond scary and we cannot afford someone else in office who is arrogant, too rich to be in touch, and who is incompetent. Therefore, I embrace Obama.

We are almost there, Barack. I have you in my prayers. Let’s keep moving onward and forward!

Signed, sealed, delived, I’m yours!

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Kwame Kilpatrick Sued by Former Attorney for Nonpayment

August 28, 2008

by Deputy Diva

You knew it was too quiet around here in HickTown concerning our FAVORITE Mayor. 

Kwame Kilpatrick’s  former attorney, William Moffitt, of Alexandria, VA has filed suit against the scandalous Mayor for unpaid legal fees.  The suit states that Moffitt is owed $80,000 in legal fees for his representation of Kilpatrick after the mayor’s adulterous affair and shocking text-messages were revealed.   SOURCE

The list against him just keeps growing and growing.  Stay tuned!

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O.J. Simpson Beaten up by Daughter, Arnelle

August 28, 2008

by Deputy Diva

 

I have never been a fan of O.J. Simpson.  I’ve always thought he comes across as being an arrogant egoist and at the same time seems to loathe the fact that he is black.  During his trial on charges that he killed his wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and her ‘friend’ Ron Goldman, he seemed shocked and appalled that he was actually standing trial.  It also seemed that he was upset that he was being charged with the crime, not because of his rocky relationship with his wife, but because he seemed to have thought that he had officially assimilated into white society by leaving his beautiful black wife to marry a white woman and by being a great athlete.  He was rudely awakened.

O.J. has found himself another ‘trophy’ in the form of Christie Prody, pictured here: http://patterico.com/category/scum/

Prody apparently has a drinking problem that O.J.’s eldest daughter Arnelle, does not approve of.   She reportedly ‘checked’ Prody about her drinking and behavior resulting from her hitting the bottle and O.J. rushed to Prody’s defense and told Arnelle, “Don’t talk to her like that.”   That’s when Arnelle allegedly set it off and pushed him, knocking him to the ground, giving him a minor head injury. 

The National Enquirer, which first reported the incident, quoted a source saying O.J. was “cut on the back of his head, blood was coming out the side of his mouth and his lip was cut.” 

The Enquirer said Arnelle was furious with O.J. for dishing out money to Prody, 32, while his high school sweetheart - Arnelle’s mom, Marguerite Whitley - has to work at WalMart to make ends meet.  Arnelle also lashed out at OJ for “ditching” Whitley to marry Nicole Brown Simpson, the Enquirer reported.

Arnelle, evidently felt badly and called 911 afterwards.  Arnelle later agreed to leave “in order to let things calm down.”    SOURCE

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Coward, Suge Knight Arrested for Beating a Woman

August 27, 2008

By:  Lynn Green

I reported recently about criminal, Suge Knight receiving a beat down from a man. In fact, he was so solidly knocked out that all he needed was a pillow and a pair of pajamas and he would have been good for the night.

Well, cowards such as Suge Knight cannot beat a man. Therefore, they beat woman. This punk was locked up on Wednesday for beating down his girlfriend. My hope is that the judge will throw the book at this nutcase. This guy is bad news and rapper Tupac Shakur would be alive today had he not met up with this creep.

GO HERE to read story

GO HERE to see Youtube video regarding the beat down Suge received

GO HERE to see the young man who knocked Suge out

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Australian ‘Pastor’ Michael Guglielmucci Lies About Having Cancer For 2 Years

August 27, 2008

by Deputy Diva

Pastor

Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up. I am just curious to know what would make a person… a PASTOR no less, lie about being terminally ill?

Well, this character, Michael Guglielmucci, claims that he did so and deceived his own wife, family and congregation for two years in order to hide his 16 year pornography addiction.

HUH????? Are any of you just as confused as I am about that?

What does cancer have to do with being a porn addict?
How can you even begin to compare the two?

We may need to issue the Exploding Balls Award on this one as anyone who would lie about having a disease like Cancer truly has some exploding balls.

And if that weren’t enough, Guglielmucci even recorded a hit song about his ‘battle’ with cancer, entitled Healer , which debuted at No. 2 on the ARIA charts.  He can even be seen performing the song while wearing an oxygen tube HERE on YouTube.

The song has become an anthem of faith for believers, many of whom are suffering their own illness and were praying for a miracle for Mr Guglielmucci.

Guglielmucci, was a pastor at one of Australia’s biggest youth churches, Planetshakers. His parents established Edge Church International, an Assemblies of God church at O’Halloran Hill.  Guglielmucci and his wife Amanda are currently receiving professional help.  His wife says that she was the first person he told and that she is currently receiving counseling to deal with everything, but she will stand by her husband during this embarrassing and emotional time.

The Australian Christian Church immediately suspended him once the truth was known.  Some Parishioners who have donated money to Guglielmucci’s ’cause’ have expressed outrage at this man’s bold lies and deception and have demanded their money back. 

Guglielmucci’s father claims that every cent will be returned to whomever wants their money back. It will be interesting to see if that promise is actually kept since thousands are believed to have donated money to Guglielmucci.

I wonder what this man will do if he actually does wind up with cancer? It is not cute to play with God, or falsely claim diseases for that matter.  I do hope this man does get the professional & spiritual help he obviously needs.

More HERE, HERE, HERE HERE & HERE.

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