Hey Hicktowners! Looks like the state of New York can now be added to our list of states that have rogue pastors who deserve a place on the HickTown Hotseat. “Minister” Craig Rhodenizer, step on up in here. Your turn on the Hotseat! 

Um…***clearing my throat*** The story starts like this:
The FBI and Lewiston police are looking for the pastor of an Orleans County church whose family hasn’t heard from him since Wednesday afternoon.
The Rev. Craig S. Rhodenizer, 46, of Raymond Drive, Lewiston, is pastor of St. John’s Lutheran Church in the Village of Lyndonville.
The Rhodenizer family was supposed to leave for Florida on vacation at 11 a.m. Thursday.
Rhodenizer’s wife, Susan, said that she feels overwhelmed and that none of the pieces seem to fit.
This is something that you see happening on television, not in real life to anyone that you know, she said. It’s so uncharacteristic of the way we live.
She said she last spoke with her husband at 4:18 p.m. Wednesday. At the time, he told her he was on his way to the Best Buy store in Amherst.
He was on his cell phone and told her he was taking a computer minitower in for repairs. LINK
Okay, so Mrs. Rhodenizer was able to get the police as well as FBI involved. That’s quite a feat, considering that it’s often difficult to get the FBI even when children go missing. It takes a while, usually, for them to step into the ring.
There is good and bad news. The good news is, he was found—but it was not at a Best Buy store. The bad news is that the good “minister” has some explaining to do, as he was found a couple of states over, 400+ miles away, in Ohio in a strip club. Apparently he believed that it would be more fun to visit a strip club alone than to visit Disney with his family.
Check out the story ending:
Police said that when the Rev. Craig S. Rhodenizer, 46, was confronted by an officer, he began crying and said he couldn’t remember anything about the 36 hours he was missing.
But dancers at the club remembered Rhodenizer. They told investigators that Rhodenizer spent two hours drinking, soliciting dances and making threatening comments. He also said he wanted to take the dancers back to his motel, according to the police report. In his car was a bottle of Bacardi rum.
Say, what?! Now wait a minute. The good “minister” was able to find his way from New York to Ohio, directly to a strip club. He was able to go into that club and solicit several of the “dancers” to go back to a hotel room, and he was able to drink alcohol and actually threaten some women. Yet, we are being asked to believe that he does not remember any of this?
Sgt. Frank Previte, an investigator with the Lewiston Police Department, told ABC News it was one of the most bizarre cases he’s seen.
“They questioned him a bit. He was very distraught, crying and hysterical,” Previte said. “He did not know where he was.”
LOL! Oh, my goodness. I cannot believe that guy is actually playing dumb!
When officers ran the New York license plate on Rhodenizer’s Toyota Camry, the check showed the pastor as a missing person being sought by New York police and FBI. Riverside police called authorities in Lewiston and were instructed to approach Rhodenizer.
The pastor broke down when police asked if he was Rhodenizer, crying and asking about the welfare of his wife and son, according to a Lewiston police report.
Ohio police took Rhodenizer to a hospital and towed his car.
Smart move to play crazy, “minister” Rhodenizer! Truth of the matter is, there is no way you will be able to explain how or why you chose to go to a strip club, as opposed to going to Disney with your family. You won’t be able to explain why you were in that strip club being aggressive towards women or why you were trying to pick women up. So yes, go ahead and cry your fake tears and act crazy.
Susan Rhodenizer, the pastor’s wife, told ABC News that the family is making arrangements for her husband to return home.
While Mrs. Rhodenizer prepares her husband’s return home, the residents here in HickTown are preparing a HotSeat for the good “minister”. Hey, HickTowners! Do ya’ll have your floggers ready?
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